Scene: Lake marina. Me, pulling up car to trailer boat. I see an animal in the road and notice it is shining. I hop out of the car to take a look and see it's a baby raccoon with a clear plastic cup stuck firmly to its head.
As I approach it backs up, hissing, and makes its way into a drainage ditch. After a flash I realize its head (read: teeth) are cased in plastic, so I dive onto my stomach, grab the dude by his back fur, stand up and in one motion grab cup and fling cup and raccoon in two directions. The End.
The moral? People...PLEASE don't litter!