["I'm A Regular Here" by Megan Reardon]
This is the actual progression of thoughts I had while driving home this evening. Low blood sugar may have been a factor.
I like the thermal coffee mugs with stainless steel inside better than the ones that are plastic inside.
I wonder if we're eventually going to find out that stainless steel does something bad to you when you drink out of it?
When ancient conquerers used to drink out of the skulls of their enemies, I'll bet they picked up all kinds of bad stuff. Well, maybe the alcohol killed everything, but I don't think so. Creutzfeldt-Jakob, anyone?
That was a great X-Files episode. "Good people, good chicken."
If you're going to drink out of your enemy's skull, would you just cut off the very top part or would you leave the eye sockets so it's easier to tell that it's a skull? Or would that make it too hard to drink out of?
I wonder how much liquid the average human skull holds?
So anyway, I need to wash some coffee mugs
BRILLIANT. And Bossy bets that only took a few seconds. The rest of us are only left to imagine what your brain is doing the other 23 hours and 59 minutes a day.
Posted by: BOSSY | March 22, 2010 at 07:38 PM
I can totally relate.
AND I agree about the coffee mugs. I recently just discovered the double-walled travel mugs and my life has been changed. But I'm sure they're killing me slowly.
Posted by: girlvaughn | March 22, 2010 at 07:57 PM
Tsk tsk, she's as nutty as I am.
Posted by: Keith | March 23, 2010 at 05:15 AM
This is the most entertaining blog I've read in a long time.
Posted by: Amanda | March 23, 2010 at 09:55 AM
And this is why we're friends. I've not gone there with the skulls yet, but have had similar randomly connected thought strings and completely understand where these things come from.
Posted by: Christy | March 23, 2010 at 09:28 PM
Awesome. We must put your queries to the test.
Posted by: zenzonechick | March 24, 2010 at 08:08 AM
Awesome :)
Posted by: May | March 24, 2010 at 12:03 PM