Average Jane's Growing To-Do List

I'm not going to lie to you, this is not going to be a very interesting post unless you come across it 100 years from now while you're researching your dissertation on "Everyday Life in 2006."  However, I'm hoping it'll help remind me of some of the things that keep slipping through the cracks every day once I get into work mode.

Dear Jane,

Please schedule the following appointments before the week is out:

• Exterminator (husband won't set foot in the basement anymore because he's afraid a spider might "get him")
• Septic tank (the last reminder card we received about this included a 10% discount coupon that has now been expired for two years)
• Massage (my spa gift certificate from Kaboodle arrived!)
• Printer repair (my laser printer is depressed and has decided to share its mood by shading each page in mottled grey)

While you're at it, finish the lyrics for the last two songs you've been working on over the last several months, you lazy beyotch!

Thank you.

Your friend,

Jane

Let's hope that helps.

Comments

[kelli]

Here is to crossed-off and finished lists across the country! *clink*