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Average Jane's Scooby Doo Lunch Box

This week's {W}rite of Passage Challenge is to write about your elementary school lunch box.

Mine was a metal Scooby Doo lunch box with a thermos inside. I don't recall it when it was brand new; all my memories include the sharp tang of rust mingled with whatever I was having for lunch that day.

This was in the days when Ziploc bags were an extravagant luxury, so my mother would pack all my food in the type of sandwich bag that simply tucked in on itself. The scent memory I remember the strongest was pickle juice that leaked out of the bag and intensified the usual rusty odor of the lunch box.

Then there were the bananas. I loved them then and I love them now, but they made all the food in my lunch box taste banana-y in a most unwelcome way.

I understand now why parents are willing to buy pre-cut bags of apples and other fruit for kids' lunches. I almost never ate my apple or any other healthy dessert in my lunch, much preferring the Twinkies.

The default sandwich spread back then was peanut butter and my mother did not limit her imagination when it came to pairing it with other things. There were various flavors of jam and jelly, of course. Sometimes she'd make peanut butter and honey sandwiches. My favorite to this day: peanut butter and Velveeta. I wish I had one right now.

It's been a long time since those days and the memories of who ate with me and where we sat at lunch have dimmed to irretrievability. All that remains from back then is the knowledge that it's never a good idea to pack a banana in with a sandwich.

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December 16, 2009 in Childhood | Permalink | Comments (2)

Among Average Jane's Role Models

My grandmother was friends with author Alberta Wilson Constant, all of whose books seem to be out of print now, unfortunately. I have autographed copies of her "Miller Girls" series, and my niece is just around the right age to borrow them now, I think.

Mrs. Constant counts among my role models because of a story my grandmother once told me about her. It seems she had a beloved pet rat that she treated as a member of the family. One day she had some ladies over to visit and one of them suddenly exclaimed, "I simply cannot come over here if that rat is going to be around."

Her hostess smiled sweetly and replied, "We'll miss you, dear."

November 09, 2009 in Books, Childhood | Permalink | Comments (0)

Things Average Jane Learned from TV & Music

Sesame Street's 40th anniversary is this week, which got me thinking about the other PBS show that influenced me as a child: The Electric Company.

Electricco

I recall that it was geared for a slightly older audience than Sesame Street, but it was still full of educational short film clips and skits.

One thing I didn't realize at the time is that two of my favorite grammar videos were written and performed by satirist Tom Lehrer, who is best known for songs such as "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park," and "The Masochism Tango."

Lehrer was a favorite humorist of my grandparents and I was exposed to his albums early in life. I have the whole boxed set of his CDs that came out around 2000. In fact, it was my first purchase on one of my Amazon accounts.

Here are his classic Electric Company videos:

The LY Song

Silent E

Yes, there they are in all their groovy '70s glory.

As I've mentioned before, Tom Lehrer is also responsible for my passing high school chemistry class, thanks to his song, "The Elements." Here's a fun video of that song:

It's amazing how useful it was to have the majority of the periodic table memorized. The only thing that would have been better is if they'd been in order.

So that's my little walk down memory lane. Can you remember any songs from childhood that taught you something useful?

November 06, 2009 in Childhood | Permalink | Comments (6)

Average Jane's Doggie Valentines

It's apparent from my limited collection of valentine cards that my classmates and I did not have a large selection from which to choose. I don't know if you've looked at the valentine aisle at the drugstore lately, but every toy, teen idol and movie has at least one set of branded valentines. When I was a kid, valentines were mostly generic, with one exception that I'll be posting later in the week.

Here are three different cards that were obviously from the same set:

Dogvalentine1
This one had a die-cut, folded part that was designed to allow you to stand the card up. The card stock is pretty flimsy, but it does actually work.
Dogvalentine2
The only possible reason I can see for the big crease on this card is that it's larger than most of the valentines in the set, so it probably needed to be folded to fit in the envelope.
Dogvalentine3
The valentine copywriters, as much as they clearly enjoy a good pun, were apparently at a loss with the dog cards. Doggone it.

February 11, 2009 in Childhood | Permalink | Comments (3)

Average Jane's Childhood Valentines, Day 2

Here's one from Beth, whom I do vaguely remember. It's clearly from the same set as the previous one, down to the quotation marks around the pun.

Valentine2

February 10, 2009 in Childhood | Permalink | Comments (1)

Average Jane's Childhood Valentines, Day 1

This week I'm going to feature a different 1970s Valentine each day. I apologize for the obvious yellowed Scotch tape marks on all of them. I didn't know any better when I was making my scrapbook in elementary school.

Today's Valentine says "From=Jenny" on the back. More than thirty years later, I have no memory of a Jenny from elementary school.

Valentine1
Dig the retro hand-lettering!

February 09, 2009 in Childhood | Permalink | Comments (2)

Average Jane Passes Along A Tradition

I was baking this morning and after I'd put the vanilla in the brownie batter, I touched the inside of the measuring spoon with my finger and dabbed some vanilla extract behind each ear.  As I did so, I could almost hear my grandmother's voice saying, "It's the cook's perfume."

It reminded me that I had already extended the "cook's perfume" tradition to my niece. When she comes over to my house, she loves to bake with me. Early on, I taught her about perfuming herself with vanilla while she baked and I remember how delighted she was at the idea.

I didn't think much about it at the time, but it makes me happy to know that at least three generations (and probably many more before that) have all taken part in such a charming little ritual.

November 13, 2008 in Childhood | Permalink | Comments (2)

Average Jane's Easter Plans

I have a full day planned on Sunday. We're having a family Easter get-together at my sister's house and I'm making baked ziti, Italian bread, and salad with balsamic vinaigrette dressing, and I'm considering making a cheesecake to be served with fresh strawberries.

At 6 o'clock, I'm taking my niece to Disney Princesses on Ice. I'm sure that'll be an event to remember.

Here's a photo of me at my grandparents' house on Easter in the early '70s. I'm not going to dress up that much this year.

Easter_in_the_70s

But it does prove my otherwise unlikely-seeming assertion that I was blonde as a child!

And, yes, it's a little early to be posting about Easter, but I'm not feeling very well today and it seemed like the easiest post I could write between coughs.

March 18, 2008 in Childhood | Permalink | Comments (7)

Average Jane Looks Forward to Thanksgiving

Highchair

When I was born, one of the nurses at the hospital said of me, "She knows what food is and she likes it."

That still holds true today.

And just as shown in this photo, I'll probably leave a stalk of celery behind in favor of some chocolate cake. It may not be right, but it's the way things are.

November 20, 2007 in Childhood | Permalink | Comments (2)

Average Jane, Science Fiction Geek

I'd meant to do childhood photos and stories on Tuesdays, but once I saw this one, I knew I had to bump my definition of childhood to include my teen years.

Scifi

This is a photo of a band that was put together solely to play at a science fiction convention. There were actually more members than this, but you get the general idea. Left to right, we have an alien from "V," "Road Warrior"-era Mad Max, Sandahl Bergman's character from Conan the Barbarian (me! thin! with blonde hair!), and an astronaut. 

Why, yes, this was in the mid-1980s! How did you guess?

So we played our set, which consisted of songs from the Rocky Horror Picture Show along with regular rock songs with the lyrics rewritten to be science fiction-y. I have mercifully forgotten the specifics.

We finished up quite late and everyone was tired, particularly my boyfriend, the keyboard player (not shown in the photo). He was driving his mom's van, and on the way home he fell asleep at the wheel, veered off the road and hit a light pole. The rest of us were following in our own cars, so we saw the whole thing and stopped.

Once the police arrived, they hauled my boyfriend to jail and towed his van. The rest of us dug out all the money we could find and headed to the police station to bail him out.

Keep in mind that we were all in full costume and makeup and it was NOT Halloween.

As I recall, the police officers we encountered acted as if there was nothing out of the ordinary when they saw us. I did wisely leave my sword in the car.

We managed to bail out my boyfriend and get home before it got too dreadfully late. I'm not sure why we didn't involve anyone's parents; maybe we did and I just don't remember.

Anyway, this should prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that my geek cred is well established. I even made that costume myself despite the fact that I neither sew nor do leatherwork as a general rule. In fact, I still have the leather gauntlets, later dyed black for use as heavy metal stagewear.

What was your flavor of teen geekdom?

November 06, 2007 in Childhood | Permalink | Comments (11)

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