Husband (holding packages of lunch meat and cheese): Do we have any crackers?
Me: I don't know...
Husband: Okay, I can just eat the meat and cheese.
Me: ...but if we have them they'd be in the cabinet over the stove.
[I open cabinet. Husband reaches in and pulls out an entire box of saltines.]
Me: Just because I don't know doesn't mean we don't have them. Were you really not going to even look?
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