["I'm A Regular Here" by Megan Reardon]
This is the actual progression of thoughts I had while driving home this evening. Low blood sugar may have been a factor.
I like the thermal coffee mugs with stainless steel inside better than the ones that are plastic inside.
I wonder if we're eventually going to find out that stainless steel does something bad to you when you drink out of it?
When ancient conquerers used to drink out of the skulls of their enemies, I'll bet they picked up all kinds of bad stuff. Well, maybe the alcohol killed everything, but I don't think so. Creutzfeldt-Jakob, anyone?
That was a great X-Files episode. "Good people, good chicken."
If you're going to drink out of your enemy's skull, would you just cut off the very top part or would you leave the eye sockets so it's easier to tell that it's a skull? Or would that make it too hard to drink out of?
I wonder how much liquid the average human skull holds?
So anyway, I need to wash some coffee mugs