The Many Names of Average Jane

Today seems like a great day for a meme! I picked this one up from Stupid Evil Bastard:

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names):
Ellen Walter

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad):
Robert Fredolf

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name):
Licele

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal):
Green Platypus

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live):
Alissa Mission

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning):
Red Guinness

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name):
Cell

8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
Cinnameg Snickerdoodle

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name):
Trillian Dearborn

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on):
Boo Boo Foreman

Comments

[Keith]

Happy Thanksgiving Boo Boo from Dinky Lawnside

[laurie]

and happy thanksgiving from kelly smerdon! Smerdon is not a great porn star last name...

[MLE]

I'm sorry to have to tell you that your Gangsta name is not especially gangsta.